Bonus: Please move your bulk away from my hatch: the candy hearts of far-future AIs

I decided to see if I could get DaVinci to generate weirder candy hearts by having it complete a story. The following paragraph is my prompt and the rest are candy hearts GPT-3 (DaVinci variant, max creativity setting) added.

It was thousands of years after the humans had gone, but the superintelligent AIs were still finding human artifacts from time to…