Bonus: Purp Frest: incompetent cocktails
As promised, the rather unfortunately-titled cocktails:
=== CAUSTIVES SHSRE GIZZ
* 1 ounce sweet vermouth
* 2 ounces curacao
- Puddle seconds.
- Stir with a cherry.
=== blow ball
* 1 1/2 ounces vodka
* 1/2 ounce triple sec
* 1/2 teaspoon cream
* 1/2 teaspoon cream
* 1/2 teaspoon sugar
- fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
- add rum, cream, cream, cream of co…